|The Jefferson Bible|
Mother blames daughter Pamela’s murder on accused killer being high on “bath salts”. New Jersey quickly passes Pamela’s Law banning “bath salts”. Now, tests show accused murderer had no “bath salts” in his system.
Now, now, isn’t it just a sign that prayer does work – and that God has responded with “fuck off with your annoying prayers already”?
Here’s one Bible [pictured] I might actually want to read.
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