Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Christianists: Space telescopes prove Biblical Genesis!

| »
Hubble Space Telescope
Hubble: Fundy tool?

This is just too funny. The Christian Newswire is all titillated over news that NASA’s Hubble and Spitzer space telescopes discovered what they believe is evidence in support of the Bible’s account of Creation as illustrated in Genesis. Seriously:

Since Biblical times, people have put their trust in the Genesis account of creation. In recent years however, some have challenged the account and say there is no scientific evidence to support Genesis. It appears now that discoveries made by NASA's scientist are confirming that the Genesis account is scientifically accurate. The idea of no scientific evidence to support it is now being turned upside-down by the very findings made in 2004 by NASA's Hubble and Spitzer Telescopes of proto-planetary disc that surround infant stars.

According to NASA scientist, data from these two telescopes is revealing that planets like the Earth are formed in the exact same fashion as described at Genesis 1:2, 3. According to NASA, planets form inside a proto-planetary disc of dust and debris, starting out in a formless and chaotic state in total darkness, as describe in Genesis verse 2. "Now the earth proved to be formless and waste, and there was darkness upon the surface of the watery deep."

NASA's scientists have discovered that as the planets mature inside their dusty cocoon they suck up all the dust between them and the sun so that the planets slowly emerge from darkness into the light as described in Genesis verse 3. "Let light come to be." Then there came to be light.

Isn’t it just cute the way they scurry around, doing their darnedest to twist scientific findings to fit their little delusions?

Well, okay, maybe not cute. But it sure is amusing.

(via Joe. My. God.)