Funny and (mostly) true:
My favorites:
- Indiana: “You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.” (I think Jen McCreight might sympathize.)
- Kentucky: “Farming for the future, textbooks from 1925.”
- Nevada: “No laws, no problem. (Except for all the murders …)”
- Rhode Island: “No, seriously, we’re a state!”
- Texas: “Everything is bigger. Even our morons.”
(via Joe. My. God.)