Daily Blend: Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Barack Obama’s long-form birth certificate

Oh, dear. I think I may be falling for a girl. A sweet, beautiful, delightfully kinky … 16-year-old. (Oh, shut up. I’m only 19, and it’s legal!)

• BREAKING: President Obama releases his long-form birth certificate [pictured]. His full (rather peeved) remarks, here. How long before Birthers double down? (Which would totally not be because of any latent racism, of course.)

• Thanks to ridiculous secrecy rules, Gitmo detainees’ lawyers can’t even access the newly leaked documents.
  (via @ggreenwald)

• When a South African Christian prophet and exorcist is a really just a molester.

• American Family Association is pissy because President Obama didn’t officially recognize their sectarian holiday.

• How much does your smartphone know about you? Answer: Way too damn much.
  (via The Agitator)

• WND’s Joseph Farah: Still stupid and clueless.

• Is the IRS typically this incompetent?

• Homeland Security reality TV show. Expected to reveal (no comment) about (no comment).
  (via The Agitator)

• Guess who’s (maybe) returning to the screen for a (possible) sequel? The Governator, that’s who.
  (via @ebertchicago)

If you have any story suggestions, feel free to leave them in the comments or send them in.

Supplemental tags: IRS • Radley Balko • Homeland Security • TV • Arnold Schwarzenegger • Terminator • movies