Daily Blend: Thursday, February 17, 2011

• Today in bullshit zero tolerance: Colorado teen Bill Smith barred from returning to school unless he stops taking his anti-seizure meds (which contain small amounts of medicinal marijuana).
  (via The Agitator)

• Rick Santorum (R-PA) talks about his Google problem. Absolutely schadenfreudelicious.
  (via Right Wing Watch)

• Oh, please. My parents once duct-taped me bodily to a chair when I was about three to get me to stop swearing; they even filmed it while laughing. And as irking as that memory may be, it’s no more child abuse than this is.
  (via @BreakingNews)

• Nanny Statists in Maryland now want to stop kids from walking dogs.

• No, Vox Day, you just can’t claim to be more moral than atheists when you say shit like this.

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