The lyrics are brilliant, and this is my favorite bit (1:49 in):
Everyone made fun of Shannon ’cause she kissed a girl
So she hid her head and closed her mouth and shut out all the world
She is brilliant, smart and funny, kind and talented, but hey,
It doesn’t matter what she is ’cause all she is to them is gay
Though, I’m with Jen in that “When you’re swimming through your pussy vault like Scrooge-Fuckin’-McDuck” is hard to resist, too.
(Though, Niles is gay? The more you know …)