[source: CBC News]
Where else can you read about racists, penile gummies, human magnets and a zombie apocalypse, in one place?
Media Standards: Associated Press issues guidelines instructing journalists not to call Park51 the “Ground Zero Mosque” anymore. Respect for the AP restored; what about the rest?
Post-Racialism: Ted Nugent at a music show in Dubuque, Iowa: “There's a lot of white people in this crowd -- I like that! [Dubuque] is a white town.”
“Ground Zero Mosque”: Cracked.com addresses the manufactroversy surrounding the Park51 Islamic cultural center in lower Manhattan. As good as you would expect from our favorite no-punches-pulled website.
(via Gene Burmington)
Z0MBIES!!!11!: 7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly). A bit too pedantic, really, considering we’re talking about walking corpses.
Here We Go: WikiLeaks were told to expect “cheap trips”. Claiming founder Julian Assange was arrested for rape in the Swedish tabloid Expressen is apparently the first. Gee, Pentagon, that’s just lazy.
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