Daily Blend: Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Bruce “Big-Bellied Rapist” Tuck [source: WMCTV]

Can’t wait to start shooting stuff. (Too bad eBay.ca didn’t have the all-black model … or the tactical one …)

• I didn’t know orangutans were into watersports … or that they get that thirsty.
  (via Diaphanitas)

• “Dude, what’d you get three months for?” “Guh, I stole a spider from a library.”

• Adult daughter of Oklahoma judicial candidate John Mantooth, Jan Schill, releases a newspaper ad saying not to vote for her father ’cuz he’s an asshole. Yeah, yhat might hurt.
  (via Fark)

• Cute little lion cubs at Israeli zoo think they’re all that. Intimidating, no; adorable, yes.
  (via Fark)

• “Not News: Bank of America charges $30 to stop a check. News: Every six months. Fark: Forever”
  (via Fark)

• Bruce Tuck, “Big-Bellied Rapist”, claims his confession was coerced when his cruel interrogators plied him with … junk food.
  (via Fark)

• Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court declares that it’s your fault if anyone gets hurt by slipping and falling in snow that’s on your property. Bonus quote: “This is a day that all the people of Massachusetts should celebrate, because this is a victory on behalf of public safety.” Saying stuff that conceited and stupid ought to be punishable one way or another.

• Man digs through garage sales, ends up with photos worth $200 million.
  (via Fark)

• Doggy who saved soldier and comrades from a suicide bomber gets adopted.
  (via Fark)

• Livingtston, Louisiana’s Livingston Parish School Board wants to teach that a cosmic fairy abracadabraed the world into existence in six days, as an “alternative” to Evolution.
  (via Fark)

• The ADHD test. I scored 13. What a load of SQUIRREL!
  (via Fark)

• National Organization for Marriage supporter displays sign declaring that the “solution to gay marriage” is hanging gay couples. Aside from his vile and dumbass sign, it’s really quite tragic how religion so effectively wrecks both one’s morals and one’s mind.
  (via @todayspolitics)

• “Obama fruit”? He ought to have been fired just for being that much of a twit.
  (via @todayspolitics)

• I think the point is clear.
  (via @todayspolitics)

• Sexy or disturbing? Carell, Stewart and Colbert really blur the line. (Look at li’l Jonny. So cute and tiny. =3)
  (via @jennifurret)

As always, if you have any story suggestions, feel free to send them in.

Tags: orangutans • urine • watersports • Randy Humple • Chilean Rose tarantula • spiders • tarantulas • theft • libraries • John Mantooth • Jan Schill • lions • lion cubs • zoos • Bank of America • Bruce Tuck • rape • Big-Bellied Rapist • junk food • Massachusetts • Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court • snow • private property • Ansel Adams • garage sales • dogs • soldiers • Livingston Parish School Board • schools • Creationism • Evolution • ADHD • National Organization for Marriage • gay marriage • racism • Iraq War • Afghan War • Steve Carell • Jon Stewart • Stephen Colbert