|Bruce “Big-Bellied Rapist” Tuck
“Dude, what’d you get three months for?” “Guh, I stole a spider from a library.”
Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court declares that it’s your fault if anyone gets hurt by slipping and falling in snow that’s on your property. Bonus quote: “This is a day that all the people of Massachusetts should celebrate, because this is a victory on behalf of public safety.” Saying stuff that conceited and stupid ought to be punishable one way or another.
National Organization for Marriage supporter displays sign declaring that the “solution to gay marriage” is hanging gay couples. Aside from his vile and dumbass sign, it’s really quite tragic how religion so effectively wrecks both one’s morals and one’s mind.
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