Daily Blend: Saturday, July 03, 2010

Beck State University emblem May God help the science and history textbooks

Quick Q: Does anyone know if it’s possible (and if so, then how) to make antivirus programs less resource-hungry – ie. to stop them from hogging my damn PC and reducing it to a crawling croak? It’s rather annoying when even Windows folders take about 30 seconds to open.

• There actually was a blasphemy law in Pennsylvania. In 2010. Thankfully, it just got struck down. Remember, kids: Blasphemy laws are blasphemy to free speech.
  (via Dispatches From the Culture Wars)

• Playing real-life Jurassic Park … with modern endangered monkeys.
  (via The Daily Grail)

• Introducing … (Glenn) Beck University [pictured]. May the children be pitied.

• Wonder Woman has a new look, the Americana-soaked costume revamped into a more modern, less revealing attire. Faux News’s whining in 3 … 2 … now. Is there anything they won’t politicize?

• Chuck Norris sez: Obama snubbing the Boy Scouts is just like Pontius Pilate having Jesus crucified. Or something.
  (via @todayspolitics)

• Did Glenn Beck eat an eight-food c*ck because “they’re yummy”? Find out (or not) on today’s Unnecessary Censorship!
  (via @todayspolitics)

• The America that John Boehner (House Minority Leader, R-Ohio) grew up in is apparently not the one he remembers.
  (via @todayspolitcs)

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