You should worry about the day
That the pain, it goes away
You know I miss mine sometimes …
One of the defining characteristics that make humans superior to other animals may be that we masturbate a lot. I’m a true golden boy, then. I wonder what that makes religious anti-sex prudes, though …
(via The Agitator)
Cheery thought: Australian Dr. Frank Fenner believes humankind will be extinct within the next century, blames it on population explosion and overconsumption.
(via The Daily Grail)
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