Wednesday, May 05, 2010

The mad videogame critic on the United States

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Yahtzee’s new Zero Punctuation videogame review is out, and while it’s worth watching just because, well, it’s Yahtzee’s new Zero Punctuation review, I literally laughed out loud when I heard this bit. It’s just too fitting. (And crude and graphic. But still, fitting.)

At the 00:27 mark:

‘If there’s one thing that characterizes [Tom Clancy’s] games, it’s that they always seem to be about someone trying to take over the United States. Speaking as a foreigner, who the fuck would want to take over the United States? It’d be like trying to keep a giant, diseased ape in your apartment that eats money and suffers from life-threatening obesity and constant diarrhea, but viciously savages you every time you try to give it free healthcare.’

Hee hee.