Daily Blend: Monday, May 24, 2010

I don’t know about you, but any Walmart I walk into that I find contains pig faces, ribcages and whatever the hell #6 is supposed to be is a Walmart that will see me hightailing it out of there in record time.

• 16 items only sold in Chinese Walmarts. And you thought the Japanese were weird … No offense to Japs, I love you people!
  (via The Agitator)

• Attempted doggycide. (Black lab – they’re vicious!)
  (via The Agitator)

• Successful doggycide. (Cocker-spaniel mix – even vicious-er!)
  (via The Agitator)

• Well, whoopsy-daisy …
  (via The Agitator)

• Why do ignorant conservative figureheads keep launching false attacks against Rachel Maddow? Aren’t they tired of being hammered back into their place yet?
  (via @todayspolitics)

• Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association claims that Jesus (that love-and-peace hippie), were he Governor of Arizona, would’ve signed the anti-immigration law “[i]n a heartbeat” and “[b]ecause of his compassion”. A point he argues by then extensively plagiarizing from a 2009 article from the Washington “Moonie” Times. What do nuts care about intellectual honesty, anyway …?
  (via @mmaction)

• Andrew Wakefield, the father of the modern “vaccines-cause-Autism” anti-vaccination lunacy, has been banned from practicing medicine in Britain. Similar rulings in the US and other countries are eagerly awaited.
  (via @RichardDawkins)

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