She’s Ron’s sister
But she’s ditched Dean!
She’s still Ron’s sister.
I’m his best mate!
That’ll make it worse.
If I talked to him first--
He’d hit you.
What if I don’t care?
He’s your best mate!
— Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
“Quantum teleportation”: not quite Star Trek-level, but the ability to instantaneously beam information across distances of 10 miles is still pretty damn awesome.
Best response to a fire-and-brimstone street preacher I’ve seen yet. All hail The Boot!
Again, why it doesn’t really pay all that well to be a whistle-blower, especially in a government law enforcement agency.
(via The Agitator)
Someone needs to kill this thread and bury it. The puns … oh my dear God, the PUNS!!!
As always, if you have any story suggestions, feel free to send them in.