Thursday, April 22, 2010

Daily Blend: Thursday, April 22, 2010

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Daily Blend

It’s only fitting that my TV remote died last night when trying to partake in my nightly routine – watch The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, and then gently let myself off to sleep on the thoughts of funnymen in suits carrying eighteen times the weight of most news networks combined – and having changed the batteries this morning, it’s now only natural to find that the twits in charge of programming and scheduling kindly set the timing back about 20 minutes, thereby ensuring that 3/4 of The Daily Show plays during The Colbert Report’s lot and that, subsequently, 3/4 of Colbert is missing. Bloody fucknuggets. Why do the fates hate me?

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