Daily Blend: Monday, April 26, 2010

So, today’s Boobquake, right? So, when will the earth start sha— hey, whoa! Did you feel that? The ground just shoo—! … Oh, that was just a semi barreling down the street. False alarm. Drats.

• Clever.

• A Brooklyn teacher who had her old Honda stolen three years ago gets it back – all souped up and drag-racing ready. How fast she loses it again may depend on how ridiculous it now looks.
  (via Fark)

• For anyone who’s ever wondered what a photo with a six month long exposure looks like.
  (via Fark)

• Headline: “Early humans may have bred with other species”! Article: “Other species of early humans”. Damn, was really hoping for the possibility of a real-life foxgirl, here.
  (via @ebertchicago)

• Another thing that makes me weep (metaphorically): seeing a heroic homeless man who tried to stop an assault get stabbed and then lie dying on a NYC sidewalk for hours without any passers-by stopping, or even caring in the slightest. How very disturbing.
  (via @todayspolitics)

As always, if you have any story suggestions, feel free to send them in.