So, today’s Boobquake, right? So, when will the earth start sha— hey, whoa! Did you feel that? The ground just shoo—! … Oh, that was just a semi barreling down the street. False alarm. Drats.
Another thing that makes me weep (metaphorically): seeing a heroic homeless man who tried to stop an assault get stabbed and then lie dying on a NYC sidewalk for hours without any passers-by stopping, or even caring in the slightest. How very disturbing.
As always, if you have any story suggestions, feel free to send them in.