Talk about a crappy Valentine’s Day gift

Literally. To each their own way of showing their love, I guess.

Nothing says “I love you” like a gigantic heart made of shit

ALBERT LEA, Minn. — Nothing says "I love you" like a half-mile wide heart made out of manure. A southern Minnesota man created the Valentine's Day gift for his wife of 37 years in their farm field about 12 miles southwest of Albert Lea. Bruce Andersland told the Alberta Lea Tribune that he started the project with his tractor and manure spreader Wednesday and finished Thursday.

His wife, Beth, said it's the biggest and most original Valentine she has ever received. She said some people might think it's gross, but she says it's cute and "Why not do something fun with what you got?"

Seriously … the number of jokes that can be made out of this is unimaginable. Best let it slide away for now. (You know, like a fart in the wind.)

(via The Agitator)