Keep your puritanical fear of sexiness to yourself, Senator(s)

PH3AR TEH BOOBIEZ!!!11!

Once again, from the annex of Stupid Fucking Things that Show How the Incompetent Fools in the Government Really Should Refocus Their Priorities:

Never nude strip club bill passes Missouri Senate

Only two Missouri senators voted against puritanical Matt Bartle's bill that would ban nudity in strip clubs, keep strippers six feet away from customers, shut down adult stores and clubs before midnight, outlaw liquor sales and create a buffer zone.

That means 29 voted for it (so says PrimeBuzz) and the bill is off to the House.

That’s the whole article. It really doesn’t need to be any longer. Boob-fearing asshats really need to keep their silliness to themselves. Meanwhile, my fingers are crossed that the House will see through this nonsense and strike it down quickly.

(via The Agitator)