Never piss off a guy for hiding beer – he’ll ruin your day

Or, in poor Katie’s case, much more than that. See, this is what happens when you’re a closet slut and then piss off the one person who not only probably knows about it, but who could make your life miserable real easily. Large pic below the fold.

I wonder how many other teenage girls have lists like this.

There are so many things wrong with this … First, what the hell kind of parents ground a guy for three months for hiding beer in his room? It’s not exactly like he vandalized a school or shoplifted from a convenience store, here. Then, what the hell kind of moronic parents ground a kid in a room with an Internet-enabled computer? Maybe it was leniency on their part (though I’d lean towards incompetence), but keeping a teen in his room with an Internet connection for three months when he has a clear grudge against someone, is just asking for trouble.

As for Katie: frankly, I’m not entirely sympathetic to her plight. She should have been prepared to deal with whatever retribution she’d have heaped unto her the moment she ratted her brother out and had him punished for three months just for hiding a 12-pack in his room. (And anyway, if this teaches her a lesson, either about being a slut, or about leaving her slutty artifacts where others know about them and can reach them, then it’s all the better for it.)

So, to recap: LULZ PWNED.

(via Fark)