If only (junk eMail were true)

Because I’m bored (yeah, shocked faces all around) and there seems to be a sad shortage of blog-worthy news right now, I’m forced to resort to posting junk eMail I receive.

Confirm your transfer of 750,000.00 USD from International Monetary Fund(IMF)

Phillipe Johnson
Tel:+234 705 668 8178
Email: transferdpt-wu@w.cn
Western Union

When I read stuff like this, the only thing that goes through my mind are these lyrics from Holes (which is a really good read):

“If only … if only …”

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