Birds can be snarky, too

Birds are such a notoriously impolite, uncivilized bunch. The scallywags crap on your car, create an infernal racket outside your window at 6 AM that leaves you wishing you had a shotgun nearby, and … uh … can’t think of any other transgressions. But, be careful not to tell them how they piss you off, or they’ll just give you a piece of their collective mind:

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Whatever your inclination is, don’t respond in kind, or you’ll probably end up taking a bird crap shower. Ze basterds.

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