The evolution of satire

Colbert, eat your heart out. This may just be the best stuff I’ve seen, evar.

The source image is interactive; hover your mouse over any specific character or object, and a description will appear to the right. Here are a few sample ones:

• Jesus Christ: He basically looks like Aaron Eckhart. You know, that guy who played Two-Face and the smoking guy? This is what Jews looked like in the first century.
• Supreme Court Judge: Is visibly sick and tired of hillbillies calling him an "activist judge" entirely because he's not trying to reverse a 40-year-old court decision which a majority of Americans support. Do these people ever listen to themselves talk?
• College Student: Comes from homeschooling, where he learned that evolution was made up by scientists who were mad at God. I mean, has a chimp ever given birth to a human? I think not! These next four years should be fun.
• Thomas Jefferson: "Question with boldness even the existence of a God..." He was basically an atheist. he edited his own version of the Bible that removed all the miracles and God stuff, leaving nothing but the hippie crap. What the Hell is he doing here?
• Mr. Hollywood: Responsible for "Beverly Hills Chihuahua". Condemned to Hell.

For the record, I totally agree with that last point about Mr. Hollywood.

There are dozens of others to check out and it’s all hilarious, so go forth and … uh … hover (your mouse)!

(via Forever in Hell)
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