Monday, September 07, 2009

Not always right, but sometimes heartwarming

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Yes, it's clichéd; yes, it's cheesy. But dang it, I like these sorts of stories, and if you don't, then too bad. =)

(When I was in college, I used to work in the cafeteria. On this day, two girls are making fun of a third.)

Mean Girl #1: “Oooooh, a hamburger? So much for that diet.”

Mean Girl #2: “Are you kidding? She’s never been on a diet in her life!”

(The third girl who they are talking to is, for the record, very nice looking.)

Girl #3: *taken aback* “I…I worked out today. I need the protein.”

Me: “Come on, leave her alone. She can eat whatever she wants!”

Mean Girl #1: “Yeah, I guess you don’t have to worry about what you eat if you’re already fat and ugly!”

(One of my coworkers has been listening from a distance. He walks over, looks all three girls up and down, and then turns to the third.)

Coworker: “Excuse me, miss, but do you think I could get your phone number?”

Girl #3: “Are you serious?”

Coworker: “Completely! Who wouldn’t want a date with a beautiful girl who knows how to take care of herself?”

(This was five years ago. I’m going to be the best man at their wedding.)

Now that's just too cute. Worst of it is, I would've done the exact same thing, A) to piss the other idiots off, B) to make the girl happy, and B) to be with a very cute (and obviously, nice and responsible) young lady. Hehehe ...

(via Not Always Right)

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