Chuck Norris on 9/12 teabaggers and tea-stained flags

Ah, Norris. One of the icons of Rethuglican dumbassery. Here, he’s talking about those ridiculous “tea party” protests that were carried out on September 12th, as per Glenn Beck’s infamous “9-12 Project”:

What I loved about the 9/12 idea is that it was a non-political, non-partisan movement. The 9-12 Project was designed to bring Americans back to the place where we were on Sept. 12, 2001 - the day after America was attacked by terrorists. We were not concerned then with red states, blue states or political parties. We were united as Americans, standing together to protect our nation.

Right, and what better way to unite, “as Americans”, than to swarm the capital and accuse the President of being a communistic, baby-killing, grandma-offing, terrorist-loving, Hitler-esque, traitorous illegal alien?

And all of this, on the day following the anniversary of the most horrific and tragic terrorist attack in American history. Yeah, he’s truly patriotic.

By which I mean, he and his band of shitheaded, illiterate, teabagging mongoloids are the true traitors here.

But, wait – it gets even better! Why not add some flag-staining to that?

So what do you say we make a statement by flying a different flag, and educate our neighbors when they ask us, "Why are you flying that flag instead of the contemporary stars and stripes?" (If you insist on posting a modern U.S.A. flag too, then get one that has been tea stained, to show your solidarity with our founders).

Wait, hang on. Now, this über-patriot is proposing people actually stain the Flag of the United States with tea? Ooh, how … allegiant! (The link above leads to WorldNutDaily’s shopping center, where you can buy tea-stained flags for yourself. Because, of course, nothing says “proud to be American” than commercialization of stupid ideas.)

Now, of course, let’s just glibly slide over the fact that any Democrats, or anyone else, who ever dared to so much as smudge the precious starred-and-striped cloth with their evil fingers, much less stain it, would instantly be decried as an America-hatin’ traitor. Because this is the sort of silly stuff Republicans just love to go utterly apeshit over.

(via Dispatches from the Culture Wars)
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