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Balko recalls the two shortest jokes he knows for a Reddit short jokes thread:
First…Masochist: Hurt me!Sadist: No.
And the second:
Pretentious? Moi?
(Actually, I believe I'm allowed to say the second one without being classified as pretentious, because I actually do speak French. Though, whether that is in itself a good enough reason to classify me as pretentious, is up for debate. =/)
![Joé McKen (18) [taken 07/13/10]](http://i.imgur.com/2wvlR.jpg "Joé McKen (18) [taken 07/13/10]")
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I’m a liberal skeptic, rationalist & third-wave atheist stuck in a rut in Québec, Canada and who spends his time composing, writing, drawing, harboring a layman’s passion for science and technology, getting angry at social injustices, and most of all, jabbing cretins and trolls with sharp pointy sticks. (Oh, and blogging.) Proud owner of a Nize Hat!, an indomitable SIWOTI syndrome and an itchy snark finger.
You can find all my musical, literary and artistic works at my art blog, Creativitas.
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