Even animals don't eat and drink their own waste

So how can humans sink so low as to force others to do so? Here's what happened to two National Guardsmen as they suffered through a rather horrific encounter with the usual asshole cops:

Two Wisconsin National Guardsmen filed a federal civil rights lawsuit against the city of Wisconsin Dells, its police chief and three officers because they were forced to lap up what was believed to be human urine from the ground last summer.

The guardsmen, both of whom have served two tours of duty in Iraq, were in the Dells for weekend training and were stopped by police officers Wayne W. Thomas and Collin H. Jacobson early the morning of June 1 and accused of having urinated in public, according to a lawsuit filed Monday in U.S. District Court in Madison.

The officers pointed out a wet spot in an alley that they thought was urine, the lawsuit states, but the guardsmen, Sgt. Anthony R. Anderson, of West Bend, and Specialist Robert C. Schiman, of Kaukauna, denied having relieved themselves in the alley.

In order to prove that it was not their urine and avoid a citation, Thomas and Jacobson made Anderson and Schiman lick the ground and scrape mud up with their hands and lick it, according to the lawsuit.

Schiman also was made to eat a plant that was drenched in the liquid, the lawsuit states.

A third officer, Scott Albrecht, arrived at the scene and was told by Jacobson, "I can't stop laughing. Wayne just made those two guys lick their own piss off the ground," according to the lawsuit.

What ... the fuck?

Thankfully, the National Guardsmen are now suing these disgusting fuckers' pants off, with a massive $600,000 in compensatory and punitive damages for each of the two Guardsmen, along with other unspecified costs.

Personally, I'd just dunk the two depraved bastards in a tank of piss. They certainly don't deserve any better.

I mean, seriously ... that's just wrong (in every sense of the word).

(via The Agitator)