I'M BAAAACK!!!

What, no applause? Dang.

Well, thanks to shitty hardware from Bell Canada (which I now invite you to royally flame the living crap out of in the comments section, or any other ISPs with whom you've dealt who've given you the type of service you wouldn't deem fit to flush down your toilet) I've been forced off the Net for the past few days (four? Five? Can't tell, it's to horrible). Now I think of all the stuff I need to catch up on and I feel like I wanna both throw up and/or cry. And all the stories I missed the chance to blog about ... EERGH.

*Plots devious plan to destroy Bell Canada with dynamite and voodoo*